Unbothered (With Broth) He sits. He slurps. He thinks of nothing. And yet, everything. A raccoon in a hoodie, eating noodles on the street. It just makes sense. More than most things do. This shirt is for people who: • Eat after midnight • Prefer raccoons in hoodies to racists in polos • Know peace when they see it Soft, surreal, and deeply noodle-forward. You don’t wear this shirt. You accept it into your life. No assumptions. Just vibes.
